If you have to ask yourself if your a bro... Chances are, YOUR NOT!
1.Bros are the pinnacle of the societal food-chain and the highest evolved form of man on earth.
2. Bros are MALE! Females are obviously fucking inferior and shouldn't even be using the internet to view this blog. Or, do other things like be allowed in public before cooking dinner, or doing a bro's laundry.
3. A Bro's hobbies include, but are not limited too: Crushing beers, pumping iron, slamming sluts, breaking shit, and talking about all these things with fellow bros.
4. You can spot a bro by his outlandish attitude, demeanor, or use of common bro-cabulary.
5.Bros don't take shit from anyone, including the biggest bro hater of all- society.